Michee Ngalina is a Congolese footballer who plays as a forward for USL Championship club Hartford Athletic.
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Bramshott is a village and parish with mediaeval origins in the East Hampshire district of Hampshire, England. It lies 0.9 miles (1.4 km) north of Liphook, and with Liphook forms the civil parish of Bramshott and Liphook.
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