{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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Celso Zubire is a Mexican artist, member of the Salón de la Plástica Mexicana. He has lived in Mexico and the United States, notably Louisiana, where he painted a number of murals for restaurants and nightclubs. His artwork employs bold colors, often featuring images of women as well as elements from his experiences abroad.
"}{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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Eiko Kakehata is a Japanese goalball player who won a gold medal at the 2012 Summer Paralympics.
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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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